"Blood Of the Innocents: The Story of The Chanukah"
Setting: Ancient times. Hook nose and bad teeth prosthetics for all.
SHLOMO
Mmm, this Christian child's blood sure tastes good! (beat) Oh no, we're out of lamp oil!
JUDAH THE MACCABEE
And without lamp oil, we won't be able to heat up the Christian child's blood to the right temperature!
SHLOMO
You'd better find a way to make that lamp oil last for eight days. After all, the Christian child's blood is getting cold!
Gibson's defense: "It's not blood libel. It's clearly spoken by historically-authentic characters on-screen. That's blood slander."
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