As the newly appointed Anti-Christ, I would like to thank my agent--Mike, you know I'm talking to you--my minions Ron (sorry you weren't nominated this year), George (don't worry, Episode 3 is going to do billions--I promise ya), Michael (hey, all forgiven for what happened to Pearl Harbor?). I know I'm forgetting some names and they'll make sure I'll regret it for the rest of eternity.
I'd like to thank that other Mike (sorry you were fired, but I got a position for you here in the ninth circle) and my wonderful, wonderful old friend Jackie V. (tomorrow the world, eh?).
And, of course, the man who made it all possible, the man who wouldn't take art--or Jews--for an answer.
Mel! Front and center, and jump up my ass!